Your BlackFriday Download this FreeApp while you are sitting/standing/driving/moshing through that holiday craptastic sale shopping unexplainia.


Download this, baybeez! Use yer phone! Use yer device! Use yer Walmart store greeter! Swipe and wipe, tap and cry. Here is your blackfriday app of darkness!


Makes yer life better! More beauty! More easy! More stunning awesomeness that you can hardly stand it. Stretches to 42 inches diagonal! More bluetooth! This app not developed in collaboration with nobody. No team. Nobody else. Tractor not supplied. No photo credit, photo from my phone. Made in China! Thank you to the Chinese! To the Apples! Onwards to Cupertino! Of many malls! Enjoy!