Banksy has approximately 40 million videos of all her training at this point. Almost ever dogwalk she’s run over has been carefully slowed down and studied and documented for which foot hits where and when and how many feet and how she hits the up and so on and so forth. All handling, carefully studied by me to see exactly how I suck and if this is something I can patch up next time.

I used to sometimes, sorta video the Original teamsmalldogs.

Now I realize, not enough. Sure, it would have helped with their training. But now I just want to see ’em go.