Poor Ruby. Even though Heidi might APPEAR to be offering praise (“So Chic!”), her demonic presence plagues her in all walks of life. It’s like when you just don’t know when the demon is going to get you and it might strike at any time. I wish there was a way to strike the witch from her life forever.

Everyone has their demons. Gustavo still worries about pumpkins. Otterpop carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, and it manifests by her loud, control freak musings and uncontrollable big mouth. Timmy has to deal with the spectre of Lila if he shuffles around in the park, where I have to worry about the new official law of a $120 ticket per dog for letting them walk around there, like they all have their entire lives. Kaching. That could come to nearly $500 per walk. Nice!

I would like to see Hillary take all of them on. The State Park System. The City of Santa Cruz. Heidi Klum. All witches in general. Pumpkins. You go Hillary. Just tell them. Let ‘er rip.