I already had one of those moments where I actually looked at the paper and had to see about the lethal new bacteria and they were talking about climate change and everyone got murdered the other night and you know, how can I top that? OH yeah, we’re all avoiding that! Ha HA! Just because I am truly wrong at heart and why should I try to hide that with all my lying about customer service, here you go. So you can be in a black mood too!

Lethal New Bacteria is Spreading! Watch Out! It is Lethal and it Could Spread to YOU!

Climate Change! Hopefully we will all be Dead before it starts to Kill Us All! But you will Always BE Thinking about the Polar BEARS!

Many People Were Murdered Recently but Also Died Random and Sad Deaths.

There are Not Enough Police to Take Care of the Horrible Crime!

Not enough Nurses to Help you with the Lethal Bacteria!

Housing Prices Actually are Rising Unless you are the Ones Getting Foreclosed on! And have the TAX BURDEN of the Short Sale!

See? Now don’t you feel crummy too? This is why we have the dog agility. Total denial of our Real Universe! I’m going to go practice right now.