I am trying to distract you from the plain fact that I did not practice weave poles with Gustavo for about one week, and he forgot how to do them. Completely.

I am not lying.

So instead of going out and working on them, I’ll just pretend that who needs weave poles anyways and take some more pictures of home decor items. Covering up the training flaws with a little phage. That’s definitely the Team Small Dog way.

I think I want to run away and join the cast of Architectural Digest.