Here’s some videos from last weekend. They are humbling. I sound like a dork, I look like a dork and I handle like a dork. I guess it’s official. Now I am seeing why all my friends steer clear of this whole agility thing. I am going backwards in the making it cool department.

Watch Ruby almost get stepped on, have me do the lamest crackhead thing I’ve ever done to pull her out of the poles under the guise of “Front Cross” and just handle like a weirdo maniac. Poor Ruby. Why, why, why, do I do weird shit to her in the show ring? And I wonder why we just can’t get it together. She is MORTIFIED by me is the problem.

Then watch Otterpop sort of lope around her Steeplechase course, with me going Pop! POp! POP! like every second. Shriekzilla. Just shriek a little louder lady. She must think I am the biggest freak. I think, someday, she will figure out it’s just not that bad in the show ring. Until then, enjoy some amusing dog video.

Quit laughing. I can hear you all the way over here.