I can’t tell you where I took these photos. Not porque it is some kind of important secret, rather porque last night I spilled a cerveza on my computer and the letter located after A and prior to C, if you were singing a song that used those 3 letters, doesn’t work anymore. You speak some Spanish, right? So I can still use my computer and type stuff, unless it uses that one certain letter. That’s why I have to say cerveza. The real thing I spilled starts with that letter. It’s also hard to make a space. I am pounding that spacing key very, very diligently here.

This secret place is known for sand and water and wind and sun. I go there a lot. Dogs run there. They might chase flying animals with feathers. It’s a nice place to enjoy a cool drink made from hops and grains and stuff like that.

Oh yeah. And the little key that has an clover and an apple on it doesn’t work. You don’t have this if you have a pc.

So who knows how to fix malt liquid soaked computer keys? I am pretty sure I am going to need that letter soon.