We were thinking the other day, on our enjoyable, yet illegal, walk through Lighthouse Field, Team Small Dog maybe needs to practice more the Secret. We should be working on God’s plan, because that’s what Sarah Palin would want us to do if she were the Vice President then starting Actual Running of the Country as President should we be blessed yet cursed with the rapid death of John McCain, shortly before anarchy and Hiya Just Drill Some More Oil Here take over the US. Just saying. Doesn’t hurt to plan ahead for a new era. Just in case.

So in that spirit, we are going to be more helpers for the California State Parks system. BFF. Best Friends FOREVER! We are nicey nicey with you, State Parks. And we are making you a nice wildlife guide, starting today, to help your park attendees who want to take in some Natural Beauty with Dogs on Leashes, in Lighthouse Field State Park.

Let’s start with some clip-n-save coupons, to help you identify flora and fauna and sights and smells.

Thanks Otterpop!

Thanks Ruby! She is Always the one who finds the taqueria and harbor fish dump piles out there!

Thanks Gustavo! He vanishes so quick we don’t always know what his little sniffer picked up but it usually involves Burger King wrappers!

What About the Nature out there? Used to be dogs and birds. But wait! Now there’s More!

Awww, who doesn’t love a kitty. Or two. Or ten. Or twenty. Little fluffy breeders!

So many pretty camp spots under the trees. Hey Otterpop, guess where you can find some more hot stinking man shit?

Wow, we could go on and on with these Popular Specimens. But golly gee, we gotta go to work!