Last night, walked out of Dirt Nite with my dogs in tow. Just walked out the gate in the middle of it. Zombies have taken over Otterpop’s brain. She has a new personality that I hate, and it’s rubbing off on Gustavo making him jumpy and barky and Ruby is cowery and needy. It’s like someone exchanged my dogs in the Twilight Zone and I’m stuck with these weirdos I don’t even know. Just sitting out there with these new dogs made me mad and I’m getting sick and I just had to leave.

Much of the time, I have the old dogs back, and it’s great and I’m like, phew. Then all of a sudden, the zombie dogs or one or two of them show up and it’s back into the Twilight Zone, except it’s an episode where you realize it’s really not the twilight zone, it’s just that now you actually own zombie dogs and your dogs may or may not be gone, brains eaten by zombies and stuck with these now.

I think it’s Otterpop who had the zombie encounter. The others? Just reacting to her. Does that happen? I find it hard to believe the presence of one little chihuahua would do this much brain surgery. Does that happen? Is it the elections? The stock market? Stock market went up. Obama is going to win. Come ON OTTERPOP.