Let’s say I was brain dead when I would normally be writing you some kind of Fascinating Little Story about something like, say, prairie dresses or running contacts or cooking yams or going to court.
And being totally and completely and utterly devoted to all you shwag buyers readers who are paying for January’s dog show entry fees showing your love by buying shwag making me exactly 4 centavos, I’m like, must post on blog. Note-read that back to yourself in zombie voice. Muuuuussstt poooossst ooonn bbbblloooooggg. Like that.
And did I mention I’m like, uh, brain dead. Long day.
Sunset Magazine? Those remodel-ly types, never brain dead. Just slave on with their hand glazed Mexican tile laying. Assholes. I want to lay down on the floor and never get up, just to get back at you, tireless home remodeler with your palm trees in vintage pots. I know. You think I live the life of Oprah and frolick around with my dogs all day. But ha ha! I FOOL you! I go to work and keep it secret from you all the time. And sometimes I am TIRED!
Uh, genius strikes?
Richard’s photos!
Richard Todd, photographer in an artsy way of stuff that moves fast.
He took like 14 million pictures of Team Small Dog. Maybe you want to have him take pictures of your dogs. Or kids or horses or whatever. Here’s how you find him. View this random selection of 8 of his photos. I’ll just be laying over here on the floor.