So I humble myself, bare my soul, show you all the bad handling video of my poor Gustavo and everyone is all, Nice Pants!

Guys. I got these pants in the ’90’s. When I was an amateur hip hop dancer! Not kidding. In my mind, Sporty Spice. I would wear them with a white wife beater tank. Dabbled in lame white girl break dancing.

Shut up. I am serious. Timmy is the only dog that could verify this fact, and he is no longer with us.

Does that make them vintage Adidas now? They are repurposed, have a new life. These pants, lived longer than Timmy Best Dog.

Now pants for a dog agility lady. Zippers on the pockets, and are lined for wearing in chilly venues such as Turlock. Warm up the knees now better suited for quick front crosses than a bgirl floor flare.

Oh just you wait. Wait until we perfect our Thriller Zombie dance, me and the Team. You’ll see.