Dog show vs. Horse show.

Both go dawn til dusk.

Dog shows sometimes have a couple horses outside a fence, or none at all. Horse shows, lots of dogs hanging out. Way more 12″ dogs at the horse shows. With plaid coats.

I never have to sit on someone’s naughty dog at a dog show.

Dog shows, the ladies break into tears in the privacy of the ladies room. I mean porta potty. Non consolable, and can be chalked up to horomones. Horse shows, big weepy faces tend to be on kids on their way out of the ring after an off course. Usually getting a mom to feed them a sandwich helps. Blood sugar and perfectionism.

Dog shows, you just do your own thing before your turn, during your turn. Your every move not scrutinized by your trainer. Trainers relax and run their own dogs.

Horse shows, trainers, man oh man. Let’s just say, need WAY more coffee the next day.