It is like the circle of life but no dancing lion babies.


Remember when I didn’t go to USDAA Nationals last year, due to the fact of USDAA Nationals costing the same as shoving a sliding glass door into the back wall of my house? Even though we had byes into the Grand Prix semi-finals and it would have been all super glamorous and just think of the exciting fashion reports I would have reported on here? Which would not have recommended this particular outfit I am showcasing for no good reason other than Satan said a green baggy shirt looks nice over a blue ringer t-shirt when I was digging something clean out of the clothes nest.


Right. There it is. Which just happens to cost the same amount of clams as I am supposed to pay extra in taxes next week. Which are due the same day as entries are due for the upcoming April USDAA trial, where I am taking on the role of garbage man to pay part of my entries. Which is the weekend before the May USDAA trial. Which would cost the same in entries as I would make schooling my beloved riders at a horse show, which happens to be on one of the same days as the trial.

So I think in mathematical terms, you can write that like this:

Sunset Magazine = Drive Dogs to Arizona for Agility Fest = Taxes – (dog show entries / garbage) + (dog show entries / ponies) – (Must sell more drawings on Etsy and Print New Shirts) = No Buying Anything Ever Again