Cooking With the Team-Sickly Little Dog Edition


Dog been barfing for 3 days. Has to eat the magic secret recipe of dog health. This is totally up my cooking alley. Culinary lame-asses, you will like this too.

First, stop at Safeway on your way home and get some chicken baby food. And you will find out that the baby food aisle is conveniently located on the cookie aisle. Who was the marketing genius that figured that out? So get cookies too, and you can eat those on the way home, but whatever you do, don’t give them to the barfing dog.

Then, stop at the Thai place on your way home and get some steamed rice. They do it up nice there. I recommend Sabieng Thai for the closeness to my house, but you could also go to the Chinese food place too. And also if you are stopping at the Thai place, you could get some fresh spring rolls and peanut butter high fat sauce. If you finished off the cookies already, you can eat these on the rest of the drive home. Whatever you do, don’t give them to the barfing dog. And don’t try to use the peanut butter high fat sauce as a dip in the car. Trust me on this one.

Put the rice and some baby food in a bowl. If dog is getting an appetite back and isn’t barfing it up, finally, dog not sick no more. Then you can enjoy the rest of your cookies and spring rolls, if any are left, for your dinner.

I have this feeling. That this recipe going to incite some emails from those of you who shake yer head and go, that Laura. Damned IDIOT. Saying it like this. ID-EEE-YiT!! Didn’t she even think about this could be a lot more serious than just dog barf? Liver damage? Obstruction? Maybe your sickly little dog ate an entire tube top or a man bikini that is wrapping around chunks of guts. Yes. If your dog’s stomach feels weird and there’s pain along with the barfing, then go to your vet. Or maybe you have vet friends and you can completely irritate them and make them late with your dog gastrointestinal questions but they will help you decide, emergency vet for xray and bloodwork, or just stick with secret magic recipe of dog health.

After a couple days of recipe of dog health, Gustavo is perky again. Perky. A nice way to say freaky, leapy spazzola. And there he goes! Was sort of weird and quiet at home with no little insane fox-like creature leaping around and around and around and around. Carry on!