We interrupt dog agility for a good hair day.


My new hair cutter, which I say like I had an old cutter but I think it’s been a couple years, at least, since anyone’s cut my hair. Which maybe was that girl at the place behind the parking lot by the car dealerships and the bbq hog house. Years. Anyways. She said I had hair like Jennifer Anniston’s, but better. Sportier. Like people would PAY to have my hair. PAY to have it. Because you know what’s in right now? Sporty, messy, Jennifer Anniston hair. That’s right. We’re on an upswing and it’s all starting with the in hair.

I LOVE my new haircutter.