I wish Gustavo would run at dog shows like he runs in class.
And I wish that people would actually pay me to have hair like Jennifer Anniston. Like real money.
And then while we’re at it, global warming emissions would stop and the polar bears wouldn’t be floating anymore and so on and so forth.
And that my fingernails would stop cracking down the middle.
I wish that my dog would perform in the ring like she warms up.
And also that I would win the lottery even though I don't play.