Holy smokes people, is it the armageddon or what but have you noticed that everyone is just off their skullz right now? Life is short. Shit happens. Kittens, make sure you’re just frying your biggest fish and save the small ones for something else. Like tossing back. Ahchoo and over and out.
Thank you for that most excellent public service announcement! You are so the best!
Everybody just calm down!
The sparkly unicorns sure help.